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The Vine: July 12, 2005
July 12, 2005 – 10:21 AM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
So here’s the deal: In five weeks I’m moving from California to New York for grad school. Depending on a few factors, I could be gone from one to five years. Aaaand of course …

The Vine: July 8, 2005
July 8, 2005 – 4:11 PM | No Comment

O Salacious Sars,
My boyfriend and I have been dating for almost six months. He’s a generous, kind guy who treats me like a lady should be treated, blah blah blah. But alas, he has no …

The Vine: July 7, 2005
July 7, 2005 – 3:57 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars:
I’d recommend Captain Klutz just replace the tiles outright. If they’re similar to the ones I saw in Home Depot last week, then new ones are cheaper than a dollar each and installation is …

The Vine: July 1, 2005
July 1, 2005 – 3:22 PM | No Comment

Hey Sarah,
I have a little-old-lady suggestion for Stank, but it does work, I’m told!
Get an old pair of pantyhose and cut the feet off, with a good bit of the ankle part as well. Fill …

The Vine: June 30, 2005
June 30, 2005 – 10:47 AM | No Comment

If PCOS is, in fact, the culprit here, it’s likely that she’ll also be having other symptoms, like steady weight gain, inability to lose the weight once it’s gained, diabetic symptoms, and wacked-out periods.(Can …

The Vine: June 29, 2005
June 29, 2005 – 10:38 AM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
I adore The Vine, and I’ve noticed the recent influx of
reader-response to various questions, so I decided that now was a
great time to get some input.
I have a problem with hair.More precisely, I’m losing …

The Vine: June 23, 2005
June 23, 2005 – 4:41 PM | No Comment

Men’s deodorant/antiperspirant.For whatever reason, they just hold up better.That “strong enough for a man but made for a woman” thing is crap.Degree for men (the “sport” one) is the only thing that keeps me clean, …

The Vine: May 26, 2005
May 26, 2005 – 2:12 PM | No Comment

Hi. A friend tuned me into your site — awesome, if I may say so — after she got some great advice from you, and I was hoping you could do the same for me.
See, …

The Vine: May 25, 2005
May 25, 2005 – 2:19 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars and Dare,
Sars is completely right — there’s nothing wrong with
eating the rind. Camembert and Brie are known as a
“soft-ripened” or “bloomy rind” cheeses. Over the
aging process (or affinage), the rind naturally
grows all velvety …

The Vine: May 18, 2005
May 18, 2005 – 9:03 AM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
My problem isn’t so much
mine as that of a friend — I’ve run out of ideas on how to deal with
this alone and I decided that based on your level-headed advice, and
abilities as …