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MASTAS Episode 8: Jewel-erdome! “You Were Meant For Me” vs. “Hands”
April 29, 2016 – 7:09 AM | 4 Comments
MASTAS Episode 8: Jewel-erdome! “You Were Meant For Me” vs. “Hands”

Welcome to Jewel-erdome, where two wretched Jewel songs enter and only one leaves.

Elsewhere In The Tomatoverse: You Can’t Handle The Tooth
January 31, 2014 – 6:51 PM | One Comment
Elsewhere In The Tomatoverse: You Can’t Handle The Tooth

Crazy Hearts: Nashville‘s okay, though.

Elsewhere In The Tomatoverse: Mitch Gaylord Weeps
December 23, 2013 – 7:36 AM | 12 Comments
Elsewhere In The Tomatoverse: Mitch Gaylord Weeps

Well, tries to.

X-Files Rewatch: Season 4
November 20, 2012 – 6:08 PM | 5 Comments
<I>X-Files</I> Rewatch: Season 4

So, I started rewatching The X-Files from the beginning — or, really, “watching it,” because during the series’ run, I came in late and only watched casually. It holds up pretty well almost 20 years later, despite …

Back to School: High Art, SLaP, and more
September 8, 2011 – 6:57 AM | 13 Comments
Back to School: <I>High Art</I>, SLaP, and more

A roundup of what I’ve written and watched recently…

21 Jump Street: “My Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades”
December 15, 2009 – 11:46 PM | 20 Comments
<I>21 Jump Street</I>: “My Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades”

(Note: Today’s episode of Shut Up, Penhall has been rescheduled for a later date.Please enjoy this airing of Shut Up, Hanson instead.)
Drink for that episode title. What ever happened to Timbuk3, anyway?
The door of a …