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The Vine: November 28, 2012
November 28, 2012 – 10:44 AM | 39 Comments
The Vine: November 28, 2012

My husband and I are at an impasse with holiday hosting plans, and I'm hoping you might be able to make a ruling for us.
For each of the last several years, about half of my …

The Vine: December 9, 2011
December 9, 2011 – 11:46 AM | 48 Comments
The Vine: December 9, 2011

Hello Sars and the Nation! I write in search of audiobook recs.
It's time for the annual road trip to see the BF's family for Christmas, and I'm thinking an audiobook or two would be a …

The Vine: December 7, 2011
December 7, 2011 – 10:15 AM | 34 Comments
The Vine: December 7, 2011

When one needs baseball-related gift ideas, one turns to The Vine.
My gifting needs are for my uncle who is in his late 70s and works for the Texas Rangers. He reads a lot and I've …

The Vine: November 30, 2011
November 30, 2011 – 9:22 AM | 100 Comments
The Vine: November 30, 2011

The holiday season is looming and I'm trying to figure out how to deal with a situation before it becomes a Situation. (Could be worse. Could be The Situation…) Brief background: we're thirtysomethings who live …

The Vine: August 10, 2011 Special Edition
August 16, 2011 – 3:51 AM | 96 Comments
The Vine: August 10, 2011 Special Edition

16 August update
Happy Elvis deathiversary, everyone. These tales have been great, hilarious, and super-helpful. I'd like to hear even MORE stories from you guys, specifically about any issues you may have had around the following:

when …

Support Local Biz: November 29, 2008
November 29, 2008 – 1:53 PM | 90 Comments
Support Local Biz: November 29, 2008

I worked with John Grady a few years ago when he played Captain Patterson in the FGM. You can catch him in the upcoming Ian McShane project Kings, and in a short called Doga that …

And So It Begins
December 19, 2000 – 11:26 AM | No Comment

I went shopping last Friday, the day after Thanksgiving. I know, I know. But Wing Chun needed Christmas cards, and so did I, and we figured that that whole embrace-that-which-you-most-fear principle had to work for …

Let Us Give Thanks
March 11, 1997 – 9:45 PM | No Comment

Thanksgiving — a holiday devoted to the uniquely American pastime of gratuitous overindulgence. But much though I love the gut-busting element of this celebration, I feel as though I should give some thanks for various …