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Radishes Are People Too
October 16, 1998 – 12:02 PM | One Comment

I don’t eat meat very often, because I can’t really afford it. Also, I don’t cook very well, and if I spend money on a nice piece of beef, I don’t want to ruin it …

Keeping It Clean
July 16, 1998 – 12:22 PM | 3 Comments

This morning, as I stood in front of my closet and pondered what to wear, I felt something fuzzy brush against my legs. Assuming that the cat had wandered over to help me select an …

Bathroom Talk
March 16, 1998 – 1:00 PM | No Comment

Back in the day, "going to the bathroom" meant squatting over a chamber pot, then tossing its contents out of an upper-story window and onto unsuspecting passersby on the street. (Sometimes, when I stay over …