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The N.C. Double Scoop Round Of 64, Flight 3: Write-Ups
August 16, 2008 – 11:21 AM | 50 Comments
The N.C. Double Scoop Round Of 64, Flight 3: Write-Ups

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1 Strawberry vs. 16 bacon. Bacon ice cream isn’t appetizing to me — even if I could eat it (can’t; vegequarian), I’d probably pass, because it just sounds way too …