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Oscars 2011 Death Race
January 25, 2011 – 11:22 AM | 47 Comments
Oscars 2011 Death Race

Welcome to The Tomato Nation Oscars 2011 Death Race! In case you missed last year's iteration, the ODR is exactly what it sounds like: I try to watch every single Oscar nominee before the ceremonies …

The Vine: November 10, 2010
November 10, 2010 – 10:38 AM | 25 Comments
The Vine: November 10, 2010

A while back I asked for curly-hair-friendly products that wouldn't affect my asthma or my sensitive skin. And something has happened recently that makes me want to warn all my TN peeps about self-diagnosis. …

TV Question Qorner: Midseason TV Report Card
October 26, 2010 – 2:23 PM | 43 Comments
TV Question Qorner: Midseason TV Report Card

What I'm watching — or no longer watching — and why.
Boardwalk Empire. I have to catch up on recent episodes, but so far, A-minus — the minus is for the pacing, which is very …

Bet Red: The Video
October 4, 2010 – 8:08 PM | 19 Comments
Bet Red: The Video

Camera and editing by Mr. Stupidhead; fund-raising by you fantastic people.

"Bartender, another round for Mrs. Uglyface"
August 30, 2010 – 1:55 PM | 10 Comments
"Bartender, another round for Mrs. Uglyface"

Happy birthday, Mr. Stupidhead. Next round's on me.

Damn Millionaires Show, Saturday 8/7/10
August 5, 2010 – 10:02 AM | 3 Comments
Damn Millionaires Show, Saturday 8/7/10

Hey, friends — The Damn Millionaires have come to town, and you should totally come out to see them play the stage at King Killer Studios (Mr. Stupidhead filling in on bass!). Also featuring Dan …

21 Jump Street: "America, What A Town"
December 1, 2009 – 1:51 PM | 10 Comments
<I>21 Jump Street</I>: "America, What A Town"

"Shut Up, Penhall" Count: 5
Accompanied by a David Coverdale-oid wailing, "YOU stole my WOOOORRRRLD," a guy takes about four days to steal a Mercury Sable under cover of night.Well, sort of.He's directly under a streetlight.Heaven …

Contest: Picture This
September 25, 2009 – 4:37 PM | 11 Comments
Contest: Picture This

Six days to go!
The contest is a team effort each year — it's the awesome-iest part of the awesome. This year, Mr. S and I would like the launch video to reflect that. We need …

Support Local Biz: August 31, 2009
August 31, 2009 – 10:16 AM | One Comment

"Summer of '84: The Evolution of the Modern Blockbuster, Part 1" is above.Written by Matt Zoller Seitz and Aaron Aradillas and narrated by one Dave Bunting Jr., it's the first of a five-part series, all …

Happy birthday, Mr. S
August 30, 2009 – 9:23 PM | 10 Comments
Happy birthday, Mr. S

Supporting the Pepperidge Farm flight of the N Cookie AA since at least 1980. Have a good one, bro.