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“Bartender, another round for Mrs. Uglyface”
August 30, 2010 – 1:55 PM | 10 Comments
“Bartender, another round for Mrs. Uglyface”

Happy birthday, Mr. Stupidhead. Next round’s on me.

Happy birthday, Mr. S
August 30, 2009 – 9:23 PM | 10 Comments
Happy birthday, Mr. S

Supporting the Pepperidge Farm flight of the N Cookie AA since at least 1980.   Have a good one, bro.

Support Local Biz: August 29, 2008
August 29, 2008 – 10:44 AM | No Comment
Support Local Biz: August 29, 2008

Matt Zoller Seitz imagines Kong’s farewell via Chet Baker. I like that it’s the 1976 version, because Kong is climbing the Twin Towers.
I haven’t forgotten the NC Double Scoop; polls for the Round Of 32 …