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Gentlemen prefer Sars
May 19, 2008 – 8:58 PM | 75 Comments
Gentlemen prefer Sars

Sorry for the sporadic updates of late; between Bean's wedding, the cold I came down with the very minute she was safely married, AIDS Walk fun times (awesome job, Angela and Team Supersnack!), bleaching my …

Tomato Dance: Photo Pool
November 2, 2007 – 2:28 PM | 21 Comments

You can find it here. I've never started a Flickr group/pool before, so if anyone is having problems, let me know and I'll go into the admin panel to investigate.

Fat City
April 17, 2007 – 6:46 PM | 70 Comments
Fat City

And Little Joe is the mayor. Or ate the mayor. One of those.
For Little Joe's area-rug impression, click the link…

Picture Imperfect
September 19, 2000 – 12:33 PM | No Comment
Picture Imperfect

I do not like having my picture taken. Yeah, yeah, everyone says that, and everyone groans when they see pictures of themselves – "Like, could I look any fatter?" and "Okay, they keep talking about …

And Then There Were Two
July 19, 2000 – 1:09 PM | One Comment
And Then There Were Two

I grew up in a multi-cat household. My family always had two cats, starting with Ding, who actually beat me to the first-child punch by nearly a year. My parents have lots of pictures of …