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The Amy March Shirt Of Justice: Coming Soon!
February 7, 2011 – 10:03 PM | 115 Comments
The Amy March Shirt Of Justice: Coming Soon!

No sooner had the guest bowed himself out than Jenny, under the pretense of asking an important question, informed Mr. Davis, the teacher, that Amy March had pickled limes in her desk. …
“Bring the rest …

The Vine: February 4, 2011
February 4, 2011 – 12:16 PM | 29 Comments
The Vine: February 4, 2011

I’m getting married this spring in Vegas to my favorite person in the world! Yay!
I’m a pretty laid-back bride, having done this once before in another life, so we’re just looking for the wedding to …

The Vine: December 10, 2010
December 10, 2010 – 9:46 AM | 38 Comments
The Vine: December 10, 2010

This one might be too obscure even for the awesome powers of the Nation, but I figure it can’t hurt to try. There’s this song that my dad always sang when we were going to …

The Vine: November 19, 2010
November 19, 2010 – 8:18 AM | 56 Comments
The Vine: November 19, 2010

Dear Sars and The Nation,
I have baby-fine, stick-straight hair, and I’ve learned over the years that I want to work with it, not against it. A new stylist who cut my hair at the beginning …

The Vine: May 14, 2010
May 14, 2010 – 11:05 AM | 39 Comments
The Vine: May 14, 2010

Dear Sarah,
After wearing a seat belt, my shirt gets two rub marks in the middle of my chest where it got pushed against the tips of my underwires. Not pretty.
I usually wear 100% cotton t-shirts …

The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 30, 2010
April 30, 2010 – 11:54 AM | 46 Comments
The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 30, 2010

I did not manage to clear the entire backlog…because y’all’s enthusiasm for the anniversary project created an entirely new backlog. Heh. We’ll get to them all in time; until then, see what you can do …

The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 27, 2010
April 27, 2010 – 11:25 AM | 84 Comments
The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 27, 2010

Hi Sars,
Reading the plot summary of An Education reminded me of a book I read as a youth. This would be young-adult material, which I read around the early 1990s (late junior high/high schoolish).
Like …

The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 26, 2010
April 26, 2010 – 4:32 PM | 101 Comments
The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 26, 2010

A quick administrative note: I won’t pick prize-winners until all the anniversary Vines have gone up; that’ll give everyone a decent enough crack at answering. On to today’s questions!
*****
Hi Sars,
I have one for you and …

The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 25, 2010
April 25, 2010 – 9:15 PM | 86 Comments
The Vine, Anniversary Edition: April 25, 2010

Dear Sars,
You know how some people will refuse to watch a show because of the silliness of the premise, name, genre, etc.? Well, my question is basically how would you describe Buffy to someone like …

The Vine: March 19, 2010
March 19, 2010 – 9:56 AM | 27 Comments

Dear Sars,
A few months ago, I remember hearing (on NPR?) about a newish website which allowed users to rent/put up for rent rarely used appliances and household items to help others and make some extra …