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21 Jump Street: “My Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades”
December 15, 2009 – 11:46 PM | 20 Comments
<I>21 Jump Street</I>: “My Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades”

(Note: Today’s episode of Shut Up, Penhall has been rescheduled for a later date.Please enjoy this airing of Shut Up, Hanson instead.)
Drink for that episode title. What ever happened to Timbuk3, anyway?
The door of a …