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Iron Man 2
February 11, 2011 – 10:27 AM | 20 Comments
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Death Race 29, Sarah 27; 12 of 24 categories completed
I didn’t get around to watching the first one before seeing this one, so I can’t compare them, but the sequel is a bit too long …

You can’t spell “GOOP” without “poo”
September 25, 2008 – 6:22 PM | 61 Comments

For the love of little Apples (or, if you like, “sweet fancy Moses”), Gwyneth Paltrow: SHUT UP.   Not that I’m confident I know what in the hell you’re on about with the “nourish the …