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The Vine: July 14, 2004
July 14, 2004 – 10:36 AM | No Comment

Dear Deborah,
Ever since reading your article, “Ten Things Everyone Should Know About Islam” at hissyfit.com several years ago, I have had in mind to learn more about this religion and its practitioners. At this point, …

The Vine: July 9, 2004
July 9, 2004 – 4:22 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
Okay. Problem.
First, the relationship: Boy, age 19, and I, age 18, have been friends for a long time, realized that we had feelings for each other during the summer, and then went off to …

The Vine: July 7, 2004
July 7, 2004 – 3:56 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
Why are Jesus and Moses the only two exceptions to the apostrophe-S rule? Does God just love them more than everybody else?
Lauren
Dear Lauren,
Garner states that this exception is made for all Biblical and classical …

The Vine: July 6, 2004
July 6, 2004 – 3:47 PM | No Comment

Strictly speaking, this isn’t my problem, but I’m a little more involved than I’d like to be, and I’d just like to have your refreshingly bullshit-free take on what my responsibilities are here. It’s quite …

The Vine: July 1, 2004
July 1, 2004 – 3:21 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
Next semester, I will officially be certified to teach high school English in a Large Southern State with one star on the flag. The Large Southern State legislature recently passed a law requiring all …

The Vine: June 22, 2004
June 22, 2004 – 4:17 PM | No Comment

Sarah,
This is a long story, but I will try and stick to the relevant issues. I
recently got engaged to a wonderful man, J. We’ve dated for two and a half years and
I am completely happy …

The Vine: June 16, 2004
June 16, 2004 – 2:59 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
My boyfriend and I have been dating for well over a year. We are both in
love and happy with the relationship. We are also both 20 years old and
juniors in college. The problem is …

The Vine: June 12, 2004
June 12, 2004 – 2:12 PM | No Comment

Sars,
I’m going to spare you the gory details of this one and stick to the short
version.I hope I manage to include all relevant details.
Last year I was
visiting my parents and “friends from home” for the …

The Vine: June 9, 2004
June 9, 2004 – 1:38 PM | No Comment

Thanks for all the responses on “octopodes.” The consensus seems to be that it’s a word adopted from the Greek “octopous,” so it’s really the only word to which the rule applies in re: a …

The Vine: June 2, 2004
June 2, 2004 – 12:03 PM | No Comment

To The Grammar Goddess,
Someone in my office insists that everyone use the word “finished” when a
task is complete. Every time one of us says, “We’re done,” she says, “Meat is
done. You are finished.” We’re all …