Articles tagged with: The N Cracker AA

Augh! I love Breton; I love Town House; I just had Club Crackers with my red-pepper soup at lunch!

Wait, I was wrong, Cheez-Its and Goldfish aficionados — those aren’t the indistinguishable two, it’s Cheez-Its and Cheese Nips that are carbon cracker copies of one another.

Ohhhhh God. I just…where do I…why? God. This is impossible! And this isn’t even the hardest one!

…Oh my. I just absolutely have no idea what’s going to become of Flight 5, because I just absolutely have no idea what I might vote for my own self.

The fourth flight distinguishes itself with me primarily via all the crackers in it that I hate.

Okay, whoa. Graham crackers, Triscuits original, AND Wheat Thins original in this round?

Does anyone else remember that Premium Saltines commercial where a sleeve of the crackers is tossed into the ocean to demonstrate how watertight it is?

It’s time for the N Cracker AA — together, we’ll choose the best cracker of them all.