The Vine: February 2, 2001
Hey Sarah,
I am writing in response to the girl who can’t find a guy who loves her (I think her name was Holly). I don’t know if you want to hear this but “there’s something missing” is usually guy code for “you stink in bed.”
She probably doesn’t want to hear that but it might be helpful to someone, somewhere. Maybe not. Yeah.
Jimmy Hoffa
Dear Jimmy,
Ohhhhhhhh MAN, that is salty. I mean, OUCH. Although I still have to blame the guy, because if he can’t communicate with her about his needs not getting met, well, that’s his own fault.
Guys: is this true? Does “there’s something missing” mean “you stink in bed”? Does it always? Does it ever? I’d like to hear about it if it does.
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