Pete Rose has a MySpace page
I don't know why Pete ROSE of all goddamn people lives in Las Vegas, the gambling capital of North America, but if he's going to live there, and he's going to sign shit at Caesar's EVERY WEEKEND as he apparently does, could whoever's in charge of his crappalicious MySpace at least know HOW TO SPELL THE WORD "MEMORABILIA"?
update 2 PM: Rose's miscarriage of an internet presence fells Dock Ellis. (Okay, not really; he had cirrhosis. But I died a little when my dad pointed out "portfoilio." [facepalm])
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