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Adventures In Random DVR-Pausing: No Relation

Submitted by on June 18, 2012 – 9:03 PM6 Comments

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  • attica says:

    Hee! I wonder if W.Clark knows his name is being attached to such a pretty face. Yiiiikes indeed!

    Here's my favorite Manson moment: when Geraldo Rivera got an interview with him. Charlie proceeds to provoke Geraldo (let's face it, you don't even have to be a sociopathic murderer to manage that), and Gerry storms up out of his plastic jailhouse chair and challenges Charlie to a fistfight. So entertaining in so many ways. Mostly because Gerry imagines he looks tough, and on screen it has the exact opposite effect.

  • Cora says:

    HOLY SHIT, that's frightening. Yeah, "Bunting", I get it; but it's the "General Manager of Emerging Networks" that szfnehs me. Emerging from what? Networking with whom? Yeeg.

  • Jen S 1.0 says:

    This guy is so crazy even Satan won't take his calls. "Tell him I'm not here! Send him to voice mail! What? He already filled up the voice mailbox? Well–tell him I died."

  • Sandman says:

    @Jen S 1.0: Hee! There's a dirty job – rolling calls IN HELL!

    That really is a nightmare visage, ain't it?

  • MinglesMommy says:

    Great, another image for my nightmares. (Like the one I had last night about fighting Russian gangsters – no clue why they were Russian – on the subway, and then having to evade rattlesnakes in my living room wasn't enough!)

  • MinglesMommy says:

    @ Jen S 1.0 – AWESOME. Love it!

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