Girls 101: One Final Push
From my Girls recap at Press Play:
[H]e pulls a move he obviously thinks is super-hot, biting Hannah's lower lip and stretching it like four inches off her face; Hannah's expression in response is equal parts "henh?" and "I guess I have to pretend I like this so that he'll like me back." And that is how guys can keep getting away with doing and saying goofy shit they saw in pornos: because girls who really like them will play along and not mention how Smurfy it is, and hope they get boyfriends for their trouble. And they never do. You, reading this: he's not different. He'll keep not caring about you until you get fed up (or he turns 30). Then he'll marry a 21-year-old who doesn't need a bra or call him on his shit. Save yourself months of energy and neg him now.
With a special guest appearance by the word "douchecanoe," tm Jen S. 1.0! (I think? Correct me if I'm wrong. It's apparently everyone's favorite thing about the recap, so I'll totally provide a shout-out in next week's.)
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