N Cracker AA Semifinal Round 1: Vote!
Ohhhhh God. I just…where do I…why? God. This is impossible! And this isn't even the hardest one!
…Okay. I love Wheat Thins for their one-bite size and stackability, their top note of wheaty sweetness. And I love Ritz for their cakey texture and how they go with everything, even snobby cheeses. (They're probably not supposed to, but: they do.)
But I love Carr's Rosemary the most — even the green package that falsely implies vegetable healthfulness — and they've got my vote.
As for what wins: I don't think it's Wheat Thins, and I feel like Goldfish have as many detractors as fans. I'll pray for Carr's, but I think it's Ritz in the finals. — Sarah D. Bunting
Votes will get split between Cheez-Its and Goldfish (which, let's face it, are pretty much the same thing*), so I see this coming down to a pretty tough fight between Wheat Thins and Ritz. Ritz will always get my vote because, as a picky child, they made everything taste delicious, even tuna salad. — Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic
*As I type that, I can already feel the indignant wrath of the Cheez-Its and Goldfish fans steaming out from my laptop screen.
N Cracker AA Semis, Flight 1: Vote for your favorite cracker!
- Wheat Thins original (34%, 209 Votes)
- Ritz original (32%, 197 Votes)
- Goldfish cheddar (16%, 101 Votes)
- Cheez-Its white cheddar (9%, 57 Votes)
- Carr's rosemary (9%, 53 Votes)
Total Voters: 617
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