The N Candy AA
We've crownedkings in the snackets for cheese, ice cream, and cereal. Now it's timefor yet another series of showdowns in the grocery aisle, as the BunklerSnacketology Clinic rocks your sweet teeth with…The N Candy AA II: The Non-Choc-ening.
TNfood-bracket vets will remember how the tourney works; becauseour Mallo Cups ranneth over with types and brands, we had to doubleyour fun with two brackets: one for chocolate-adjacent candy, which we already did, andone for all the other candies.
After we'vebuilt the bracket, business proceeds as usual: we (that's me and Keckler, the Sully of this series of flights) post the commentary on the match-ups; you vote in thecorresponding polls; everyone involved talks trash about…well,whatever the candy equivalent of fruitcake is. Probably somethingBunting likes, because she has the candy palate of a 93-year-old womannamed Mabel. Now get off her lawn…and go fetch her some kosher fruitslices.
Watch the front page of TN, GrubReport.com, or the TN Twitter feed(that's @tomatonation) for updates. You'll have a day or twoto vote each slate, and then we close the polls, tally the results,update the bracket, and start the process over again for the next round.
You can alsofind updates and instructions on this page throughout the tournament.
Questions?Interested in sponsoring a round with an ad or a prize? Drop an email tobunting at tomatonation dot com.
Again, the current NCandy AA bracket is right here.
Wheredo we vote?
Right here on TN. Look for the "N Candy AA" tag; that will lead youto the current polls. If you can't find a poll, that means we're betweenrounds.
How couldyou leave off [candy I love] and include [disgusting candy]?! YOURSNACKET SUCKS AND I HATE YOU GUYS!
With only 64slots in four areas, we can't include everything. There is a consideredrationale for inclusion and exclusion; we don't do it to piss you off.
Why is [x]in one category but [y] in another?! SUCKS! HATE!
Again: 64slots; 4 flights of 16 each. We do our best to classify everythingcorrectly within the limits of the bracket structure, but the bracketstructure…has limits, and we won't be able to please everyone.Inevitably, some folks will feel like their favorite candy got shankedin the draw, or that we aren't scientific enough, but we encourage youjust to have fun with it.
You shouldabsolutely email me if you spot any mistakes, but please understand that"I think your ranking of Fun Dips is BULLSHIT!!!1!" is more of adifference of opinion than an error.
I don'tactually like/care about candy that much. What's the next bracket?
Probably chips/starchy snacks, but let's try to survive this one with our tooth enamel intact first.
lastupdated 18 October, 12 PM
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