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The N Cookie AA Semifinal, Round 2

Submitted by on July 25, 2014 – 10:00 AM10 Comments

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A couple of these semifinalists surprised me by getting out of the first round, so this one's probably Chips Ahoy Red's to lose…

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…barring a Cinderella rally from the Samoae. I'll be voting animal crackers, but has anyone else noticed how nutty expensive the Barnum's have gotten for a small box? The carry "strap" is cute, but it's not made out of a tennis bracelet. Total brand tax, IMO. — Sarah D. Bunting

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The Brothers Chips will fight it out with each other and with Samoas for the top spot in this flight. I'm thrilled the wonderfully cardboard-y sugar wafers made it this far and they'll definitely get my vote, but I don't honestly believe that they, nor anyone else, really have much of a chance here. –Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic

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Vote for your favorite cookie!

  • Girl Scout Samoas (44%, 236 Votes)
  • Chips Ahoy, original (17%, 94 Votes)
  • Barnum's animal crackers (13%, 68 Votes)
  • Sugar wafers (12%, 67 Votes)
  • Chips Ahoy, chewy (10%, 53 Votes)
  • Teddy Grahams (4%, 20 Votes)

Total Voters: 538

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10 Comments »

  • Kay says:

    Not voting for Girl Scout cookies is simply unpatriotic. I kid, I kid!

  • Dave P. says:

    I would be shocked if Samoas don't win the whole thing. I think they are a little overrated at this point (Chips Ahoy fans may do the Oh-Ver-Ray-Ted chant now), but they are in the zeitgeist at this point.

  • Dave P. says:

    At this point I am embarrassed I said "at this point" twice in my previous comment.

  • Sandman says:

    Am I the only one who keeps seeing "Samosas" for a fraction of a second instead of "Samoas"? Now I'm hungry for samosas. And a cookie.

  • Keckler says:

    "Samoae" #BuntingisaLatinGeek

  • Tyliag says:

    I voted for Samoas, or as I call them, the only thing in which I find coconut to be at least eatable if not palatable.

  • bluesabriel says:

    I will fight a person for a Samoa. Luckily, I married a person who doesn't like coconut, so I win forever.

  • Leigh in CO says:

    I love me some animal crackers. Looks like I will only have to fight Sarah and a few other people with great taste for them.

  • cayenne says:

    Meh, this bracket is. At least sugar wafers won't make it through (gack).

  • DensityDuck says:

    I love how Target's animal crackers come in a plastic tub shaped like Winnie The Pooh. "YES, WINNIE, SCREAM! SCREAM AS I EAT YOUR LIVING BRAAAAAAAINS!"

    oh am i the only one who does that?

    um.

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