You can't spell "GOOP" without "poo"
For the love of little Apples (or, if you like, "sweet fancy Moses"), Gwyneth Paltrow: SHUT UP. Not that I'm confident I know what in the hell you're on about with the "nourish the inner aspect" this and the "life is good because I'm not passive about it" that, but I'm pretty sure your life is good because you got lucky in the parental department, got really rich, and moved to another country whose financial system isn't collapsing.
And good for you, I guess. I mean, my parents have helped me out a ton; I can't talk shit on that point. But at whom, exactly, is your "lifestyle" advice aimed — the handful of other pretentious Oscar-winning stick figures who wear white jeans and periodically visit the hospital to recover from the bowel-razing effects of an all-pignoli-and-wheatgrass diet? Who focus-grouped this watery horseshit, Brooke Astor?
You want to help, Gwyneth, bring your bony ass back here, put on an Obama button, and throw some money at the bailout. Failing that, quiet down.
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