The NC Double Scrooge Finals: Dash Away All
The moment has come, my embittered and exhausted friends. Pull your eyes away from UPS's tracking screen, yank that contested length of ribbon away from the feline in your life, and vote for the nadir of the Yuletide season. Will the Christmas shoes stomp all comers flat? Can Jim Carrey withstand the gut-punch of a political party's marketing arm?
Only one way to find out! A safe and relaxing holiday to all from Tomato Nation and The Grub Report, and happy voting…
NC Double Scrooge Final: What's The Absolute WORST Thing On The List?
- The alleged "War On Christmas" annually fabricated by conservatives (35%, 454 Votes)
- Family-visit politicking (20%, 255 Votes)
- "The Christmas Shoes" (16%, 205 Votes)
- People who get all bent out of shape about either having to say "the holidays," or if you *fail* to say "the holidays" (13%, 168 Votes)
- Shitty gifts and the Oscar-worthy acting job you must do upon receiving them (10%, 130 Votes)
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Jim Carrey) (7%, 94 Votes)
Total Voters: 1,306
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