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NCAA (For Real This Time): Join The TN Bracket Group!
March 13, 2017 – 7:19 PM | 6 Comments
NCAA (For Real This Time): Join The TN Bracket Group!

After years of food/culture brackets, why don't we do a real one?

Simon Says Stay Curious
February 10, 2016 – 11:20 AM | 2 Comments
<em>Simon Says</em> Stay Curious

A short film co-starring Dirk Birthworthy.

The French Connection: Le thrill of le chase
June 1, 2015 – 8:56 AM | 8 Comments
<em>The French Connection</em>: Le thrill of le chase

The French Connection has kept itself in the classic-films discussion for the better part of five decades based on a single car chase.

The Burning House: Grab and go
August 20, 2014 – 8:54 PM | 34 Comments
<em>The Burning House</em>: Grab and go

I had a review copy of Foster Huntington's The Burning House sitting on my to-read shelves for at least a couple of years.

July 4, 2014 – 5:00 PM | 14 Comments

…Okay, not really, but tomorrow's my anniversary and I'm going out of town for a week.

The N Cookie AA: Round 1, Flight 5
July 2, 2014 – 8:35 PM | 29 Comments
The N Cookie AA: Round 1, Flight 5

…Gah. GAH! I…gaaaaAAAHHHH! So many favorites!

Prints: Not Charming
February 24, 2014 – 10:00 PM | 32 Comments
Prints: Not Charming

It's not the pawprints themselves. …Well, it's not JUST the pawprints themselves.

I Got Married. Yay!
November 21, 2013 – 3:59 PM | 176 Comments
I Got Married. Yay!

His name is Dan. He's great.

Save The Date: Valentomato Dance, 2/15/14
January 16, 2013 – 12:00 PM | 23 Comments
Save The Date: Valentomato Dance, 2/15/14

1/16/14: Please RSVP if you haven't already. I need a final head count by tomorrow, 1/17, so that I can start nailing down venue stuff. CAN'T WAIT YOU GUYS!!1!
It's happening: a tomato outfit, swathed in …

The Nause-AA: Round of 64, Flight Upchuck
August 16, 2012 – 9:09 AM | 85 Comments
The Nause-AA: Round of 64, Flight Upchuck

Today's write-ups by Sarah D. Bunting. To vote, scroll down; to see the bracket, click here. We'll leave these open a few days, so tell a friend (or queasy enemy).
Remember: This time, you're voting for the food …