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[Sophia Petrillo voice] Picture it: the day after Election Day, 2004.

Houston, we have absolutely no problem with this at all.

Up until 18 months ago, I’d been living in Europe for 20 years, married to an EU dude.

E pluribus lycopersicum

To be blunt, I feel pretty stupid now, especially compared to college about a decade ago.

Can anyone give me some recommendations for a good waterproof brown mascara?
My coloring makes black mascara look clownish on me, and many makeup companies seem to think only brunettes want mascara that isn’t going …

We’re going to need a bigger couch.

Okay, that’s actually in Yeadon, but here’s the point: I’m heading to Philadelphia and environs. Meet-up?

I’m having trouble being a good friend, and could use some perspective on this whole mess.