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Articles by Sarah D. Bunting

The Vine: May 22, 2003
May 22, 2003 – 10:08 AM | 25 Comments
The Vine: May 22, 2003

 
Dear Sars,
I have a problem. I am almost 16 years old, and my mom is way beyond driving me nuts. You see, my mom obsesses on things. She usually obsesses on small things — like, …

The Vine: May 21, 2003
May 21, 2003 – 10:05 AM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
I have an odd problem and can’t think of what to do.I just returned
from a visit with one of my best friends.She has a lovely home.My
last morning there, I made the mistake of glancing …

The Vine: May 20, 2003
May 20, 2003 – 9:20 AM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
I’ve got mom
problems.Yeah, I know we all do, but this seems like something that I
need some outside help on.Here’s the story.
A while back, Allen (my
boyfriend) moved in with my mother and me.Allen and I …

The Famous Ghost Monologues, Intermezzo: The Dominski Twins
May 20, 2003 – 8:28 AM | No Comment

Lizzie: Off we go, then.
Minnie: Quickly.
Lizzie: Off we go, then.
Minnie: Quickly.

The Famous Ghost Monologues, No. 5: Hugh Enright Hammersley
May 19, 2003 – 8:29 AM | No Comment

Ah, yes. The Dominskis. An interesting story. You wouldn’t know it, to see them the way they are now, but…the stuff of legend, that family. For lack of a better way to put it. Not …

The Vine: May 16, 2003
May 16, 2003 – 11:43 PM | No Comment

Hi Sars,
I am writing you because after looking through the archives of The Vine I
found problems similar to mine, but not quite. Here’s the deal: I guess the
best way to put it is that I …

The Vine: May 15, 2003
May 15, 2003 – 11:30 PM | No Comment

I am in need of some anonymous reassurance and probably a reality check.
Lately I have become obsessed with the life of my ex-boyfriend (let’s call
him “J”).I am in a wonderful relationship with someone else.I have …

The Vine: May 14, 2003
May 14, 2003 – 11:08 PM | No Comment

Hi Sars:
I wanted to drop a very quick line about Broke’s question.I was the
first one of my friends to get married, and most of them were in
medical/law/graduate school.Emily Post dictates that (1) the mothers
or sisters …

The Famous Ghost Monologues, No. 4: Monday Neely, Travis Barber, Jesse Woolman, and Leonard Prewitt
May 12, 2003 – 8:28 AM | No Comment

From the left, Woolman, Barber, and Prewitt stand shoulder to shoulder. Neely stands centered in front of them.
Neely: Easier singing it than to say it, sometimes. Lots of times. A woman I knew, down Trenton, …

The Vine: May 9, 2003
May 9, 2003 – 9:05 PM | No Comment

Sars,
I’d like to suggest to It’s My Own Fault that she contact a credit
counselor at her local Consumer Credit Counseling Service.They are
funded in part by the United Way, and they can put her in a …