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Articles by Sarah D. Bunting

Bin Laden In Heaven
May 2, 2011 – 3:09 PM | 62 Comments
Bin Laden In Heaven

 
Osama bin Laden is in heaven.
Upon his death, bin Laden went to heaven, as he’d expected to, a warrior of righteousness claiming his longed-for reward. An archangel escorted him to a large, lavishly appointed salon, …

Day Saved: What’s Next?
May 2, 2011 – 12:09 PM | 5 Comments
Day Saved: What’s Next?

Once again: $154,136. 1,374 donors. 138,709 students reached. Consider that tall building leapt.
Next up, of course, is the prizing phase. That takes a few days to set up for, so stay tuned to the homepage …

Tomato Nation Read-Along #9: Reality Bites Back
May 1, 2011 – 2:30 PM | 17 Comments
Tomato Nation Read-Along #9: <I>Reality Bites Back</I>

So sorry for the delay in announcing our next book, but we’ll be reading Jennifer L. Pozner’s Reality Bites Back: The Troubling Truth about Guilty Pleasure TV. It’s available in paperback, as well as for …

Save The Day: April 30
April 30, 2011 – 9:57 AM | 21 Comments
Save The Day: April 30

12:02 AM update
…$154,136. 1,374 donors. 138,709 students reached.
Day: saved.

3:30 PM update
$150,497. Way to go, Legion of Awesome. [bowing deeply] I couldn’t be prouder or more impressed. Congratulations.
10 AM update
$147,445.
So, listen. I set the …

The Vine: April 29, 2011
April 29, 2011 – 1:45 PM | 18 Comments
The Vine: April 29, 2011

I can remember pitifully little about a film that I saw when I was about 6 or 7, but I hope it is enough for you or one of the tendrils to recognise, because this …

Save The Day: April 29
April 29, 2011 – 7:08 AM | 14 Comments
Save The Day: April 29

7 AM update
Yes, you read that right; yes, I got up to watch the royal wedding. Back in the day, my grandmother called my parents and told them to get me out of bed for …

NC Double Shot Qualifying Round 3: O-Z
April 28, 2011 – 12:43 PM | 20 Comments
NC Double Shot Qualifying Round 3: O-Z

We’ve got too many shots and not enough slots; it’s up to you, dear tippler, to narrow the field.
Things to know: this poll is for drinks beginning with letters O-Z, so please don’t freak out …

Save The Day: April 28
April 28, 2011 – 9:27 AM | 19 Comments
Save The Day: April 28

3:45 PM update
A little note from reader Patty D.:
Hey Sarah,
Just thought you might like to know that the TN Contest inspired me to challenge my book group to fund a DonorsChoose.org project supporting reading in …

The Vine: April 27, 2011
April 27, 2011 – 2:29 PM | 69 Comments
The Vine: April 27, 2011

My boyfriend and I packed our things and moved from Florida to his hometown in Connecticut about six months ago — on the whole, it was a good move. We both hated the south and …

NC Double Shot Qualifying Round 2: G-N
April 27, 2011 – 9:28 AM | 32 Comments
NC Double Shot Qualifying Round 2: G-N

We’ve got too many shots and not enough slots; it’s up to you, dear tippler, to narrow the field.
Things to know: this poll is for drinks beginning with letters G-N, so please don’t freak out …