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The Tomato Nation Fall Contest: Preview
September 27, 2007 – 11:03 PM | 29 Comments
The Tomato Nation Fall Contest: Preview

Not exactly what I have in mind…  
It’s baaaaaaaack!
A year and a half ago, you wonderful, helpful, smart, generous, sweet-smelling, tasteful, education-minded people raised $30,000 for DonorsChoose and invited me to shave my head. Now …

Cherries, 9/27/07
September 27, 2007 – 10:03 PM | 4 Comments

It’s all even in the NL East. Unbelievable. Kay and Leiter can’t get their heads around it; I have to wonder what Darling and Hernandez have to say in the Mets booth. …Well, I know …

We’re waiting on your answers, Mr. Daniels
September 27, 2007 – 12:53 PM | 38 Comments

I had an entry half-written about how in the hell anyone is supposed to believe the Devil didn’t beat Johnny’s ass in “The Devil Went Down To Georgia,” but Wing directed me to the McSweeney’s …

A sign for me; a bargain for you
September 27, 2007 – 2:59 AM | 22 Comments

In the midst of a ruthless bedroom-shelving weed sesh this afternoon, I found myself confronted with a very heavy box whose contents were a mystery to me. Said contents? Girls’ Bike Club CDs. On the …

Hasselhoffiana
September 26, 2007 – 3:14 PM | 15 Comments
Hasselhoffiana

 

 Fig. 1: Puggelhoff
1. The Poseable Paper Hoff.
 
2. According to TV Tattle (also the source of the fine toy above), Variety reports that the Hoff will play himself on Tales from the Hoff: “[The] project …

Rec/Link Round-Up
September 26, 2007 – 2:03 PM | 6 Comments

Premiere-week hell continues over at TWoP, but we’ve got a boatload of new content going up, including my latest Brothers & Sisters Classic; a weecap of the Chuck pilot, which I really liked a lot …

The Vine: September 26, 2007
September 26, 2007 – 1:24 PM | 44 Comments

Hey Sars,
I’ve got a question for the readers. It’s about shoes. I don’t think I’m being unreasonable when I say that I like cute shoes, but I also like being able to walk in them. …

Brad Womack and the President of Iran
September 25, 2007 – 3:15 AM | 20 Comments

What do they have in common?They’ve both made me very very tired today — the P. of I. because he clogged up traffic something fierce in midtown all day long, and excuse me, but why …

From the TN mailbag
September 21, 2007 – 8:52 AM | 11 Comments
From the TN mailbag

“OMAR! I CAN STILL GET THE SLIDER OVER, OMAR! CALL ME, DUDER! OMAR, HI!”

Subject line: “The Mets:”
Body of email: “…what the hell?”

I don’t know, dude! I’ll cop to finding this death swoon pretty funny for …

Girls’ Bike Club XVII: Other Door
September 21, 2007 – 12:10 AM | 37 Comments
Girls’ Bike Club XVII: Other Door

Bic it next time, wimp.