Not just screwing, readers. All sorts of intimate acts, voting and whatnot.

How does the VineMind think I should best approach how much of my gastrointestinal disorder I should discuss with various people?

Dear readers: Should I ever move again AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA [sob] obvs a trick Q, no I shouldn’t. Anyway: shoes!

So I have this friend. He’s charming and funny, and we enjoy spending time with him when we go out to bars and restaurants.

I have a question I’m hoping you or the readers can give me some fresh ideas on. I feel like I need a hobby.

Two coworkers, W and J, sit next to each other, then there’s an empty desk, then me.

I think I might want to cut my brother out of my life, and I have no idea what to do.

After years of food/culture brackets, why don’t we do a real one?

I have one relative and one friend who are hugely upset by the outcome of the election and the subsequent decisions. They aren’t sleeping.

THERE’S NO CRYING ON THE POPPY-FIELDS MOVIE COUCH OF FAME!!