Hi there! John Ramos here. Welcome back once again to the tennis hotness rankings — now known to those with the secret handshake (oh yeah: that’s you) as the Order Of The Shallows!

Welcome back to the tennis hotness rankings — now known to those with the secret handshake (yeah: that’s you) as Order Of The Shallows!

Joe Reid returns to request “St. Elmo’s Fire (Man In Motion)”, which gets us ALL up in the business of ’80s movie songs and their inspirational key changes.

It’s wailin’ ladies this week…

Welcome to Jewel-erdome, where two wretched Jewel songs enter and only one leaves.

Special guest Joe Reid joins us as we open the listener mailbag and pluck out Mazzy Star’s “Fade Into You,” our most-requested song.

There’s a little Broadway and a little rage as we talk about “I Don’t Know How To Love Him.”

In Episode 5, we’ve got a brand-new coffeehouse verzh of our MASTAS theme song — and lots of thoughts about the dramaturgical rigors of country music (…you heard us).

In MASTAS Episode 4, we’re riding the sweet wave of Ellie Goulding’s “Codes,” while also pondering Swedish hitmakers, songs that help us get over terrible boyfriends, and that band from the Buffy soundtrack that Sarah …

In Episode 3, MASTAS FINALLY gets to Madonna. What took us so long?!