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Oscars 2011 Death Race Preview: Shutter Island
January 24, 2011 – 11:05 AM | 21 Comments
Oscars 2011 Death Race Preview: <I>Shutter Island</I>

It’s tempting to blow Shutter Island off with a “there’s no there there,” but there’s a there. It takes the script about an hour too long to arrive at, is the issue, and the story …

Bradelor! DUN!: Little Buddies
January 18, 2011 – 8:56 PM | 4 Comments
Bradelor! DUN!: Little Buddies

Sars: Bachello again.
Miss Alli: Bachello!
Sars: I’d just like to say right up front here that I kind of got a little for-real crush on Brad when he called that marshmallow “little buddy.”
Alli: I was watching …

TN Read-Along #7: A People’s History Discussion Thread
January 18, 2011 – 12:27 PM | 22 Comments
TN Read-Along #7: <I>A People’s History</I> Discussion Thread

William James, the Harvard philosopher, wrote a letter to the Boston Transcript about “the cold pot of grease of McKinley’s cant at the recent Boston banquet” and said the Philippine operation “reeked of the infernal …

Adventures In Pointed DVR-Pausing
January 11, 2011 – 8:39 PM | 30 Comments
Adventures In Pointed DVR-Pausing

The entire purpose of your flimsy-looking contraption is to strengthen the abdominals. AbdomiNals. Not one of the artistes responsible for either the ’80s-vintage illustrative graphics or the pornishly loving footage of the positively ropey-looking “after” …

Oscars 2011 Death Race Preview: The Social Network
January 11, 2011 – 2:48 PM | 12 Comments
Oscars 2011 Death Race Preview: <I>The Social Network</I>

You’re not an asshole, Mark. You’re just trying so HARD to be.
That presumed attempt to make Mark Zuckerberg marginally more likable to the audience is one of the few feet Aaron Sorkin’s The Social Network …

Bradelor! DUN!: Principles of Inertia
January 11, 2011 – 9:11 AM | 10 Comments
Bradelor! DUN!: Principles of Inertia

In this week’s episode of Bradelor! DUN!, Miss Alli and I almost accidentally co-watched the second hour on a weird intra-IM time delay, and Alli impressively kept secret from me a final rose ceremony that, …

Tomato Nation Read-Along #7: A People’s History of the United States
January 8, 2011 – 10:00 AM | 20 Comments
Tomato Nation Read-Along #7: <I>A People’s History of the United States</I>

Howard Zinn edges Shannen Doherty at the last moment — how many times to do you get to write that sentence — to make A People’s History of the United States our 7th read-along book. …

Oscars 2011 Death Race Preview: The Fighter and A Film Unfinished
January 6, 2011 – 10:08 AM | 8 Comments
Oscars 2011 Death Race Preview: <I>The Fighter</I> and <I>A Film Unfinished</I>

Discovered after the war, the unfinished work, with no soundtrack, quickly became a resource for historians seeking an authentic record, despite its elaborate propagandistic construction. The later discovery of a long-missing reel complicated earlier readings, …

Bradelor! DUN!: A Not New Enough Beginning
January 4, 2011 – 9:21 PM | 28 Comments
Bradelor! DUN!: A Not New Enough Beginning

To date, I’ve only seen one season of The Bachelor — the one I recapped for TWoP, which happened to feature Brad Womack and his “horrible” “rejection” of two women he barely knew and did …

Against the Machine (for no good reason)
January 3, 2011 – 9:31 AM | 22 Comments
<I>Against the Machine</I> (for no good reason)

I have a mildly antagonistic relationship with my BlackBerry — I name all the significant inanimate objects in my life; this one’s called “the Dingle,” so there you go — but I admit that I …