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The Amy March Shirt Of Justice: Coming Soon!
February 7, 2011 – 10:03 PM | 115 Comments
The Amy March Shirt Of Justice: Coming Soon!

No sooner had the guest bowed himself out than Jenny, under the pretense of asking an important question, informed Mr. Davis, the teacher, that Amy March had pickled limes in her desk. …
“Bring the rest …

Getting To Know You: The Tomato Nation Demographic Dance Party
January 13, 2011 – 11:46 AM | 104 Comments
Getting To Know You: The Tomato Nation Demographic Dance Party

Hello, friends, and welcome to The Tomato Nation Demographic Dance Party, in which 1) you tell me a little bit about yourselves, 2) I give away a few iPod Nanos, and 3) in the interests …

A few scheduling notes
April 9, 2010 – 8:07 AM | 9 Comments
A few scheduling notes

Hello, friends. I’ve returned to Brooklyn airspace; it’s time to let you know about some upcoming content and scheduling.
The Vine. Another fest will appear later today. I’ve been heavy on Ask The Readers entries of …

Upcoming content schedule
March 24, 2010 – 8:11 PM | No Comment

Hello, friends. Here’s the schedule for the next couple of days, ideally:
1) N Candy AA Flight 3 will go up tonight.
2) Voting in Flight 1 will CLOSE tonight, so if you haven’t voted yet in …

Webmaster Note
March 21, 2010 – 9:28 PM | 31 Comments
Webmaster Note

Hey TN peeps, this is Glark. I’m helping Sarah out on her redesign. Just a quick note to say if you are not seeing stuff in the sidebar that’s expected, it is just a by-product …