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The Vine: April 4, 2003
April 4, 2003 – 12:01 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
I’ve been seeing a guy, who I will refer to as “Prada,” for about a month and a half. I had suspected as much earlier, but the other night I discovered for sure — …

The Vine: April 3, 2003
April 3, 2003 – 11:57 AM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
Like you, I’ve got a cat that I love very much, Frisky. Most of the time
she lives at home with my parents, since I can’t keep a cat in my dorm, but
she’s still my …

The Vine: April 2, 2003
April 2, 2003 – 11:49 AM | No Comment

Hi, Sars:
So, my boyfriend of three years and I broke up in the last few weeks, an act
that was not my choice and was also a bit shocking to me. I’ve been through
a rather gross …

The Vine: April 1, 2003
April 1, 2003 – 11:37 AM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
I’ve enjoyed your tales of Hobey and Little Joe, as well as your excellent cat-related advice, so I decided to get your take on my own feline difficulties. Apologies in advance for the length …

The Vine: March 28, 2003
March 28, 2003 – 9:33 PM | No Comment

Hi Sars,
I’m sending this to you because I’m caught in a frustrating situation. This
is going to be a long email and I apologize, but I’m hoping you can tell me
something besides, “That sucks, dude.”
My boyfriend, …

The Vine: March 27, 2003
March 27, 2003 – 8:51 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
About six weeks ago, my very elderly and very wonderful cat died. She had a
long and fairly happy life (18 years of it), even if the beginning wasn’t
too wonderful. She was an orphaned kitten …

The Vine: March 26, 2003
March 26, 2003 – 8:45 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
So…there’s this boy. We’ll call him “James.” And then
there’s his housemate, who shall henceforth be named
“Edward.” A while ago, Edward and I fooled around some;
this passed, and I started hanging out at James and
Edward’s …

The Vine: March 25, 2003
March 25, 2003 – 8:24 PM | No Comment

Hey Sars,
I’ve been dating my befriend for nine months, but I have actually known him for
two years. This past weekend I took him home with me to attend the wedding of
my best friend from high …

The Vine: March 21, 2003
March 21, 2003 – 1:25 PM | No Comment

Hey Sarah —
I just moved to a new town. My landlady is living upstairs from me,
and she seems very nice, if a bit odd. Anyway, there are two porches
on the house, upstairs and down. Hers …

The Vine: March 20, 2003
March 20, 2003 – 1:20 PM | No Comment

Dear Sarah,
Love your site. Love the cat stories. I wish the Vine had been around when I was 15. This is not really a major issue, just one of those things that annoys me a …