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The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

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The Vine: July 31, 2007
July 31, 2007 – 11:00 PM | No Comment

Hi Sars,
 
I read your column nearly every day and could use some advice myself.
 
I’ve been in a lot (6) of long-term relationships and seem to always get myself into the same position. I’ve been in …

The Vine: July 19, 2007
July 19, 2007 – 11:58 AM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
 
I have what could potentially be a sticky situation. I may be making nothing out of it, but I’m worried that it will be a big problem down the road.
 
A little background: when …

The Vine: July 18, 2007
July 18, 2007 – 2:46 PM | No Comment

Hi Sars,
 
Question for you! Why do Americans have wedding rehearsal dinners?I have seen the practice on movies/TV and wondered if it was just the movies? But then someone on your site asked a wedding-related question …

The Vine: July 13, 2007
July 13, 2007 – 10:06 AM | 49 Comments

Hi Sars,
I have a bit of a problem finding pants that fit me. Let me explain my situation: I’m 5’11”, which isn’t really all that tall, but I’m also a little heavy — meaning that …

The Vine: July 12, 2007
July 12, 2007 – 2:18 PM | One Comment

Hi Sars,
 
I received a giant painting for a wedding present and it’s not my style. Besides a subject matter that doesn’t interest me (jazz musicians), the background is hot red-and-yellow tie-dye. The picture is …

The Vine: July 11, 2007
July 11, 2007 – 8:57 AM | No Comment

O Great Sars,
I’m studying short stories right now in English class, and coincidentally one of the selected authors is your dear friend John Updike. I’ve been trying to explain to my classmates exactly why I …

The Vine: July 10, 2007
July 10, 2007 – 8:43 AM | No Comment

Hi Sars,
I’m sure this is a common one but haven’t found it in previous postings — and need it for a presentation.
“Spokespersons” or “spokespeople”? I’ve found both in a variety of contexts, none of which …

The Vine: July 6, 2007
July 6, 2007 – 1:55 PM | 15 Comments

Hiya Sars,
 
I’ve got a question for the multitudes!
 
Back in the early ’90s I rented a movie that I really enjoyed.Of course, nearly 15 years since, the title has been lost in the ether.Aside from …

The Vine: July 5, 2007
July 5, 2007 – 2:17 PM | 19 Comments

Sars,
 
I’ve got a question that also has to do with apartments and stuff, although this is more in the “getting rid of” vein. You see, I have boxes and boxes of old media — …

The Vine: July 2, 2007
July 3, 2007 – 10:55 AM | 43 Comments

A fashion question! I really enjoyed the recent “layering” discussion, and thought you and your very fashionable readers might be able to help me.
I’m looking for some kind of fashion sneaker or comfy knock-around shoe, …