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The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

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The Vine: April 28, 2006
April 28, 2006 – 7:27 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,I currently have a good job which I like well enough and am happy with. My department has gone through a few years of turmoil. Every six months or so since I started, there …

The Vine: April 27, 2006
April 27, 2006 – 7:20 PM | No Comment

To be as succinct as possible, here is my question with the minimum of back story. I have a male friend who smells. As in “Febreze the couch after he sits on it” smells. His …

The Vine: April 26, 2006
April 26, 2006 – 7:04 PM | No Comment

Sars —
Just curious if you may have some advice on my topic: sex and marriage.
I have married been a few months now and have noticed a dramatic decrease in the amount of sex my husband …

The Vine: April 25, 2006
April 25, 2006 – 6:54 PM | No Comment

I am hoping you or your readers can help. I have a fashion dilemma. Recent weight loss has put me into a whole range of previously unfamiliar styles (not available in larger sizes) plus I …

The Vine: April 21, 2006
April 21, 2006 – 5:57 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
Again, a story about a boy.
About five months ago I started dating a great guy. We got along
fantastically and were both excited to be spending time together and
growing a new relationship. Fast forward two …

The Vine: April 20, 2006
April 20, 2006 – 5:47 PM | No Comment

Hi Sars,
I read a lot of blogs. Most of the blogs I read are by women who are funnier, smarter, and just generally cooler than I am. Some of them get a ton of comments, …

The Vine: April 19, 2006
April 19, 2006 – 5:40 PM | No Comment

Hey Sars,
Now that the holidays have been over for a while, and the pressure of said holidays is over, I feel like I can address my holiday situation with my family maturely and intelligently. The …

The Vine: April 18, 2006
April 18, 2006 – 5:28 PM | No Comment

Hi Sars…
Ay yi yi, I can’t believe I’m writing a stranger on the internet for advice but I love my fiance so much and I don’t know who else to talk to about this. You …

The Vine: April 14, 2006
April 14, 2006 – 4:54 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
I’ve been friends with Polly for three years, since our sophomore year
of high school. For the grand majority of those three years, we’ve
been getting together to have fun. Since there’s not much to do …

The Vine: April 13, 2006
April 13, 2006 – 4:44 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
I’m 26 years old, married and have a beautiful son. I realized in the last few years that I was pretty much a huge jerk for most of my first four years of college. …