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N Candy AA II: Sidebar

Submitted by on October 25, 2010 – 3:50 PM101 Comments

While we wait for the Round of 64 voting to finish, I thought I’d see which breed of fake fruit you find the most disgusting. Everyone has a different fake-fruit nemesis, often derived from a Keckler’s-sister-esque run-in with a particular candy as a child (or a Night of the Living DeKuyper incident as a sophomore); mine is fake cherry, which I hiz-ZATE, but I bet faux-nana wins. Well, “wins.”

What’s your most blerf-inducing fake-fruit “taste”? And what do you think everyone else will pick? Whether it’s in candy, gum, Snapple, cough drops, or soda, now’s your chance to indict a “froot.”

Which fakey fruit flavoring do you find the MOST revolting, bizarre, or otherwise insupportable?

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  • kara says:

    I might voted differently if watermelon had been called out on its own, but definitely cherry for me. It has a spicy, chemically burning-y taste.

    “They taste like burnings!”

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