So, I started rewatching The X-Files from the beginning — or, really, “watching it,” because during the series’ run, I came in late and only watched casually. It holds up pretty well almost 20 years later, despite those horrendously budge credits, but you get some hilarious guest stars along the way, so I decided to tweet alternate titles for some of the episodes.

Follow along and/or guess the episodes by following the Twitter hashtag #XFilesRewatch.

S04E01 Mulderplicity

S04E02 You Can’t Keep A Peacock Down — Or, After Seeing A Peacock, Your Lunch

S04E03 Carl Lumbly’s C-Minus “Caribbean” Accent: The Prequel

S04E06 The Evil Eye-Lift

S04E07 Someone Please Give Cancer Man A Book Deal So He’ll Stop Being So Assassinate-y

S04E11 Tuco Becomes A Chupacabra While His Cousin Overacts Strenuously

S04E13 Clarice Starling Voices Murderous Tattoo

S04E22 Mulder Is Trying To Make “Fetch” Happen

S04E24 Sheriff Witter: “Real Talk? Ain’t No Aliens.” Mulder: “Fuck Off.” Everyone Dies Or Is Dying, And Also Carl Sagan Is There

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