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Submitted by on January 28, 2014 – 4:12 PM9 Comments



Please join me, Dirk Birthworthy, and a photo backdrop depicting something quite silly for

Lowlands Bar, 543 3rd Ave., Brooklyn NY
February 15 2014, 7-10 PM

prom attire requested (yes, tuxedo tees count)
food and drink provided*

out-of-town guests, look for hotels in Gowanus/11215

*To eat and drink, you’ll need tickets. To have tickets waiting for you, you MUST R.S.V.P. by Tuesday, February 4 to bunting at tomatonation dot com with your name and your date’s name(s?). You can still attend without, but if you want free drinks ‘n’ goody bags, you best be on the list.




  • Scarlettb says:

    Sars, do we RSVP here, or do we email you? I’m fine with either, but I don’t WANT to put my name and my BFF’s name out in the world if emailing is better for you.

  • Sarah D. Bunting says:

    Email please! bunting at tomatonation dot com — thanks!

    Also: “date” is really elastic. Bring your spouse, bring your BFF, bring your boss, bring the fruit — the point is to meet up and have fun.

    ALSO also: I’m collaborating with Lowlands on a special cocktail. Probably a Bloody Carrie, which would 1) contain tomato juice and 2) nod to the theme, but I’m not sure what the twist would be. Serve it in a tiny bucket? (hee)

  • Georgia says:

    Maybe the twist could be having a teeny plastic pig charm on the glass?

  • Heather says:

    Has anyone chosen a hotel? How scary is the la Quinta nearby?

  • Kate says:

    Bloody Carrie: Served with a slice of bacon instead of celery, as a nod to the pig’s blood? Hmmm, probably not something vegetarians would appreciate though!

    Wish I could join, but I’ll be partying it up at a family wedding that night. Have fun at the prom, kids!

  • Cora says:

    Bloody Carrie: serve in John Travolta shotglasses.

  • Lore says:

    Well, all my weekend plans–for going away and otherwise–are replaced by a wretched all-systems virus. Hope Promato is a blast!

  • Julia says:

    Lovely time at Promato, Sars! Delicious cupcakes, delicious cheese, and people made me twirl my twirly skirt! Can’t wait for next time!

  • Sarah D. Bunting says:

    Thanks so much for coming out to Hoth Prom!

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