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A Word From Our Sponsors: Canvas People

Submitted by on February 11, 2014 – 5:52 PM8 Comments

A canvas version of your loved one(s) is a fantastic Valentine's gift: check out Canvas People's deals today!

And no, Canvas People does not make people out of canvas (as far as I know). It turns your photos (or your drawings, or your kids' super-cute artwork from day care) into canvas art. It's cinchy to set up and very affordable, and makes great gifts for grandparents. I turned those three weirdos up there into a nice canvas portrait for Grandma and Peepaw.

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  • Jen S 1.0 says:

    O.M.G.! Master Stupidhead has gotten SOOOO BIG!

  • Jaybird says:

    Cuteness. And I had never heard of this before (the Canvas People thing, not the Master Stupidhead thing) and will check it out. There are only so many subscriptions to "Family Handyman" I can give my dad, you know?

  • MinglesMommy says:

    Is that the littlest tomato??? What a doll!

  • FloridaErin says:

    Holy cow, when did Master become a little boy?? Wasn't he a baby tomato, like, last week?

  • Sarah D. Bunting says:

    That pic is old, too (he's 4).

  • Veronica B. says:

    Even moreso than the Bigness of Master Stupidhead, this makes me realize it's been years since you've posted a pic of the Hotness of Sars. Dude – do you, like, AGE? It's getting a little scary – I'm going to have someone search your attic for a portrait of you all old and withered.

  • Josh R says:

    People out of canvas sounds kinda neat. If they made canvas out of people, then I'd be concerned.

  • Kay says:

    2011…so Master Stupidhead must be entering high school this year, yes?

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