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Elsewhere In The Tomatoverse: Moving The Chains

Submitted by on February 12, 2014 – 9:51 PMNo Comment
Photo: USA Today

Photo: USA Today

Football, figure skating, and France.

Writing: At Sports On Earth, I covered the dullsville Super Bowl broadcast.

And at Previously.TV, I rewrote the loglines for the seventh season of Law & Order; christened Scott “Count” Bakula a Dealmaker; imagined Clay Aiken’s pressers in his congressional run; and hoped Be Good Johnny Weir would get a weekend marathon during the Olympics.

Reading: That estimable gentleman Victor Brombert has a new book out, but I’m reading his previous one, Trains of Thought: Memoirs of a Stateless Youth (since renamed).

Coming Soon: What are the criteria for a Poppy-Field Movie? How shall we decide? Nominations and seconds? Filibusters and votes? Let me know.

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