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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

The Vine: February 15, 2008
February 15, 2008 · 7 Comments

Dear Sars:
Maybe you can help me find a baseball book. I saw it a couple weeks ago in Barnes & Noble. It was a book about baseball, but specifically about the hidden rules or etiquette …

The Savages
February 14, 2008 · 2 Comments

I felt like I’d seen it before — the neurotic adult children whose non-specific damage is played for laughs; the deprecation of certain arts/academia “types”; the warm, helpful immigrant/minority who opens the eyes of the …

Hendemonium
February 12, 2008 · 35 Comments

Hee. (Well, as long as no chickens were harmed.)

Sicko
February 8, 2008 · 35 Comments
<I>Sicko</I>

“If elected, I vow to retire the term ‘limousine liberal’ from the English language indefinitely!”
I like Michael Moore’s work. Do I think he presents the facts on his chosen subject with arid objectivity? No. Do …

The Executioner’s Song
February 8, 2008 · 12 Comments
<I>The Executioner’s Song</I>

I had read it before, 20 years ago. I’m glad I read it again, because the story has more resonance for a 35-year-old than for a 15-year-old — not that 15-year-olds won’t “get it,” but …

The Vine: February 8, 2008
February 8, 2008 · 20 Comments

Dear Sars,
My 8-year-old had a little nighttime accident last night — in my bed. In my brand-new, week-old mattress I hadn’t yet gotten around to covering with a mattress pad (because my husband is 9,000 …

Laura
February 6, 2008 · 10 Comments

Roger Ebert describes the film, and why it’s wonderful, better than I can; I’ll only add that, if you tend to avoid film noir, this isn’t typical of the genre, and you should give it …

The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
February 6, 2008 · 61 Comments
<I>The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford</I>

No review of the film is complete without a dismissive reference to the length of the title — preferably one sighing about how it reflects the film’s overlong running time — but I actually like …

I miss Mattingly’s awesome mustache also
February 5, 2008 · 3 Comments

…but perhaps this is, as reactions go, a mite severe.

It’s super, all right
February 4, 2008 · 19 Comments

I love the Superbowl.The game itself, whatever — although we got an exciting one last night, for sure, and 18-1 looks pretty good on Tapehead Belichick — but every year, it means that the NFL …