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The Tomato Nation Fall Classic: Sweet Action
October 7, 2010 – 11:38 AM | 8 Comments
The Tomato Nation Fall Classic: Sweet Action

It’s October — candy season. I realized this morning, while prying part of the Laffy Taffy I’d breakfasted on out of my backmost left molar, that 1) I need to get the N Candy AA …

TV Question Qorner: James and the Giant Beeyatches, with special guest Miss Alli
March 15, 2010 – 7:41 PM | 34 Comments
TV Question Qorner: <I>James and the Giant Beeyatches</I>, with special guest Miss Alli

Sarah: So you’re not really watching Survivor this season?
Alli: I have seen some of it. But you have to understand how deep my dislike of Russell and Rupert really goes.
Sarah: …RUPERT.
Alli: I just…why would I …

TV Question Qorner: Vampires, mouse poo, and the prime snore-ective
October 5, 2009 – 4:19 PM | 28 Comments
TV Question Qorner: Vampires, mouse poo, and the prime snore-ective

Flash Forward. In the DVR timeslot face-off with The Vampire Diaries, this lost….Yeah, I know.   Cool premise; irritating execution, for two reasons.The first: Sonya Walger.I just can’t care.
The second: The idea that this happened …

The jerk store called
April 3, 2007 – 1:13 PM | 27 Comments

It’s from an old-ish issue, but I just yesterday ran across Time Out New York‘s Con Ed Awards For Bad Service.   I think they went too easy on Duane Reade — zombies aren’t usually …

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Baseball
February 19, 2007 – 12:45 PM | No Comment

Spring training had gotten underway perhaps eight minutes previously when 1) The Baseball Non-troversy Du Jour reared its head (well, “heads”) and 2) an email mentioned it in a PS to another matter entirely and …

The Vine: November 9, 2006
November 9, 2006 – 7:52 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
I don’t know of any non-chain type stores that specifically carry
plus sizes, but I do want to point out that there is a decent plus
section in Century 21 usually, if Rubens’s gal is up …

Ronco Dependent
April 18, 2005 – 10:03 AM | 2 Comments

I recently got cable hooked up in my home office, which is both a huge productivity drain and completely awesome, as I can now watch unlimited Cops reruns and classic Family Feuds while I work …