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“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.

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From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.

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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

Thanks, Chuck(s)
August 30, 2007 · 38 Comments
Thanks, Chuck(s)

 
After the great foot-flaying of Tuesday, I faced a dilemma yesterday morning: what to wear on my feet?The current wearer of the comf crown in my footwear kingdom is a pair of dollar-store flip-flops I …

The Vine: August 29, 2007
August 29, 2007 · No Comment

Hello Sars,
I feel foolish writing this, but here goes.
Some of my friends think that I have a problem. I don’t think I do, but since they mentioned it to me, it’s been bugging me, so …

Skirt + you = flat stomach
August 29, 2007 · 16 Comments
Skirt + you = flat stomach

The triumphant return of the pumpkin spice latte means it’s time to start shopping for 1) fall clothes that 2) hide a gut. And by “a” I mean “my.” And I could not be more …

A shirt that speaks my truth; shoes that don’t
August 28, 2007 · 13 Comments

Reader jenster tipped me to an awesome tee from Threadless. YEAH, RAISINS! BEAT IT!
Also, I wanted these cuties from Aerosoles the moment I saw them on the cover of the catalog, but: wow, ouchy. Too …

The Vine: August 28, 2007
August 28, 2007 · No Comment

Dear Sars,
I am a book editor and have just been presented with an oddly punctuated subtitle. The subtitle has a city and state in it, and normally I would put commas after each of them. …

Pumpkin spice lat-yay!
August 28, 2007 · 52 Comments

It’s back at Starbucks, woo hoo! I had a grande one this morning, AND a slice of pumpkin loaf. So good, you guys, seriously.

Guyz Nite album now on sale at iTunes
August 28, 2007 · No Comment

Sample the tracks at the Guyz Nite site, then pick up the whole album for $9.99 — that’s 18 tracks for 10 bucks!

Department Of Famous Girlfriends: Sharapova Edition
August 27, 2007 · 18 Comments

Why Maria Sharapova is one of my Famous Girlfriends:
1. She is in hilarious commercials. I love the one with the Pomeranian, where she’s totally harassing it taking pictures and it’s like, “Yeeees, I see you, …

The Vine: August 24, 2007
August 24, 2007 · 7 Comments

Hi Sars!
 
I love the site, and I was hoping your readers (or you) could help me out. I’ve been looking online for a support group/message board for people with bipolar siblings. There are a lot …

Napping: My People
August 24, 2007 · 23 Comments

Idly reading a New York piece in which Mary Gordon and A.M. Homes interview each other about the experience of writing “mother books,” I found two fantastic quotations from Homes that made me sit up …