“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.
The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!
Not just screwing, readers. All sorts of intimate acts, voting and whatnot.
How does the VineMind think I should best approach how much of my gastrointestinal disorder I should discuss with various people?
Dear readers: Should I ever move again AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA [sob] obvs a trick Q, no I shouldn’t. Anyway: shoes!
So I have this friend. He’s charming and funny, and we enjoy spending time with him when we go out to bars and restaurants.
I have a question I’m hoping you or the readers can give me some fresh ideas on. I feel like I need a hobby.
Two coworkers, W and J, sit next to each other, then there’s an empty desk, then me.
I think I might want to cut my brother out of my life, and I have no idea what to do.
After years of food/culture brackets, why don’t we do a real one?
I have one relative and one friend who are hugely upset by the outcome of the election and the subsequent decisions. They aren’t sleeping.
THERE’S NO CRYING ON THE POPPY-FIELDS MOVIE COUCH OF FAME!!