“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.
The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!
Okay, here goes…I go to a bar where friends of mine work the staff. Because I perform at the bar, I’m to get a discount on the drinks. At a certain hour the drinks become …
Dear Sarah,I share a very small one-bedroom apartment with my boyfriend in Boston. We are in the process of looking for bigger digs, but the apartment is not the problem…the problem is my sister.
L’il Sis …
Dear Sarah,I love to dance, and I am a good dancer. I like going to see bands that I can dance to, and I generally have a great time. The problem is my husband. He …
Sarah;
Months ago I was introduced to a guy by a mutual friend. Since then, we have spent many an evening (as part of a group) at our favorite pub, talking or singing drunken Irish folk …
I’ve been dating someone for two months. He’s great. EXCEPT he is probably one of the most laconic and shy people I’ve ever known. Not to mention being pretty passive. He’ll take things to a …
Fabulous Sarah,
Here’s the deal: I’m 18, and my sister’s 15. The problem: she has no personality that I’m aware of! She rarely talks to me, except when she needs the phone. She treats my parents …
Dear Sarah,
I have this problem. I’m a 19-year-old girl living in Utah. Ordinarily, that wouldn’t strike anyone as being much of a problem, however, I’m not LDS (Mormon)…. *gasp*. I’m what one would call somewhat …
Okay, so here’s my current problem.
My two-year-old son “caught” me and my boyfriend having sex in the living room the other day. He came down the stairs and I don’t even know how long he …
Today, I’d like to welcome my sibling and intern, Mr. Stupidhead, who’s joining me in the advice broadcast booth. He’s quite a level-headed lad. Two Buntings, no waiting.
Dear Sarah,
Several years ago, I worked a …
I’m 16 years old, and will be a senior next year. I’ve never had a boyfriend, and have never had anyone, to my knowledge, be attracted to me at all. I know that I’m extremely …