I Got Married. Yay!
His name is Dan. He’s great.
Thank everyone so much for all the kind wishes so far! I hope I don’t seem like I was trying to be sneaky; I just didn’t get around to posting about it, and since I hadn’t posted about getting engaged, it seemed abrupt maybe? I didn’t want to be all Look At Me Big Deal That Guy about it after I proposed, and then I thought, well, maybe when the ring comes, and then that took a while, and then we got married and I needed to rest, and then it was like, so do I just throw a “my husband” in here where it belongs or is that weird now.
(“YOU’RE weird now.” “Totally.”)
Anyway! Sorry. This is the newly married couple, being doofi in the photo booth Mr. Stupidhead set up for the wedding. We got married in my backyard in July, and had lobster roll and lit sparklers and laughed and laughed. (I proposed on my birthday, drunk, while eating clam roll. Please make all the jokes.)
Dan likes college basketball, iced tea, and being the cats’ favorite. I usually call him “Dirk Birthworthy, Professional Actor” around here. He’s my date to Promato 2014 if’n you want to meet him in person. Now we’re going on our honeymoon to eat even MORE seafood, because that’s how we (lobster) roll. When we get back, I will have the same advice I always did about wedding Vine questions, EXCEPT: brides, get the airbrushing. It looks really good and it stays PUT.
Tags: Dirk Birthworthy Mr. Stupidhead tomatrimony
Congratulations and have a wonderful honeymoon!
Tarheel! ABD! Best answers.
Congratulations to you both!
Congratulations!!! Enjoy ALL THE SEAFOOD!! And, y’know, a lifetime of happiness, etc. ;-)
(And, just this once, I’ll forgo the “Go to Hell, Carolina”…)
@Robin I appreciate your sense of occasion. (hee!) (I’ve never met a Duke grad who wasn’t lovely. I don’t know what it is about the team.)
Everyone: Thank you! We’re both very touched; only one of us is surprised. [snif]
Congratulations! The best to both of you!
Now that is a wedding photo.
Congratulations! Very awesome.
Congratulations to you both! That’s a lovely picture!
What wonderful, happy news! Congratulations!
Congratulations! Now if only I could find a “Dan”.
@Aemelia, try OK Cupid. I may have taken the last one but I bet they’ve restocked. :)
Eee! Congratulations and best wishes!
You both look great. I love your hair.
Have a great time! (Both on the honeymoon and, you know, in general.)
Sars, I am so truly happy for you both! What lovely news for a Friday morning! Congratulations!
Congrats!
Congrats and best wishes to you both!
Congratulations!!
He must be a great guy :)
Best wishes for a long and happy marriage!!!
I read the opening “His name is Dan. He is great” on the homepage, and thought, Aw, best post ever. Your reference yesterday to a honeymoon made me think I hadn’t been paying attention, (as, er, usual) but, such a nice surprise, really — heartfelt congratulations and best wishes to both of you. May you enjoy a long and lobster-filled life together!
Holy shit! YAY for you!!!
Yay, congratulations!! And that is a killer dress!
Mazel Tov!
Ah-ha; so this is the famous Dirk with the appendectomy scar that makes his belly button looks like Munch’s “The Scream”. He knows that we know this, right? *smile* Plus stepcats and being an uncle now to Master Stupidhead. And, yeah, you’re weird; this is why we read you and not Ask fucking Amy. No joke, congratulations and best wishes to you kids.
Congratulations to you both! Best wishes for a long and happy life together. Awesome!!!
Congrats!! Big fan of the belated honeymoon, here, so hope there is much seafood to be had.
That’s a great wedding photo! You look smashing. :)
Congratulations; I hope you two have a great life together!
Congratulations to you both! In the words of some wise-ass proverb I heard long ago: “It takes a mighty fine husband to be better than none.” I remind my own spouse of that frequently.
Long may you happily abide!
Congratuations!
You should watch the Bob’s Burgers episode “Lobster Fest” while you consume happy nuptial lobsters. :) Many happy years, Mr. and Mrs. Bunting!
Congratulations and best wishes! I hope you have an awesome honeymoon!
Woohoo!! Congratulations Sars & Dan!
oh my god, that is fantastic! congratulations to you both
WOO HOO! So happy for you both — enjoy! :)
Oh YAY! I hope you don’t find it creepy that this very morning, I had a fleeting thought about you and you possibly being married. (My excuse: I’m sorta-eloping…MONDAY.)
Many many congratulations to you both!
You WAY overthought posting about this. Heh.
Big congratulations to you guys! Marriage is an adventure. Be sweet to each other.
YAY YAY YAY!!!! Congratulations and best wishes to both of you!
Congratulations!
I don’t know Dan, but if you like him, I like him. And if you LOVE him? He must be pretty special :) Congratulations to you both!
Congratulations!
hearty congrats to you both, you wedding ninjas of the internet! you look wonderful. i hope you have a marvelous time on your ‘moon.
Many Congratulations!
Dude! Congratulations! Mazel tov!
Congratulations! I wish you both all the best and a happy future together!
Many congratulations to you both! Also, and unrelated–except insofar as it touches on Promato–you get a very nice shout-out in the open thread on the Ask a Manager blog. Which you should absolutely not check out till you get back from your honeymoon.
Congratulations! He has excellent taste in basketball, and I’m sure he has many awesome attributes as well. Please do consider posting a pic of him with the stepcats.
Mazel Tov! Best wishes for many years of happiness together!!!
Congrats!!!!
Mazel tov, congratulations, and best wishes!
…was it weird, having to introduce him to the fam and then saying “also, I kind of have this NATION who’ll want to know about this?” :)
Mega congrats and mucho Mazel Tov, Sars!
Adding in my congrats to you both!
!!!! SHRIEKING !!! Congratulations to both of you !!!!