At last, a relatively easy flight.

Okay, this is not the time to get into the chewy/soft-baked debate. NOT THE TIME.

Welcome to the first round of the N Cookie AA! You know, in between “food fights,” I miss doing them: reading up on the demise and phoenix-like return of Archway, buying birthday-cake Oreos “for research” …

Update, 19 December 2013: Wheat have a winner.

Augh! I love Breton; I love Town House; I just had Club Crackers with my red-pepper soup at lunch!

Wait, I was wrong, Cheez-Its and Goldfish aficionados — those aren’t the indistinguishable two, it’s Cheez-Its and Cheese Nips that are carbon cracker copies of one another.

Ohhhhh God. I just…where do I…why? God. This is impossible! And this isn’t even the hardest one!

…Oh my. I just absolutely have no idea what’s going to become of Flight 5, because I just absolutely have no idea what I might vote for my own self.

The fourth flight distinguishes itself with me primarily via all the crackers in it that I hate.

Okay, whoa. Graham crackers, Triscuits original, AND Wheat Thins original in this round?