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The Vine: December 19, 2007

Submitted by on December 19, 2007 – 5:49 PM16 Comments

Sars,

I need help! I saw a pair of totally awesome gloves that looked like bear paws, and now I can’t remember which website I saw them on. They’re big and brown, they have fur (fake fur, I assume), and they have claws and pads just like real paws.

I have an image of my best friend’s boyfriend in my head, and he’s wearing the gloves, drinking a beer, and saying “roar.” That image has to happen in real life, and to make that work, I need to find those gloves! I Googled several variations/combinations of “bear,” “paw,” and “gloves” without success. Any ideas?

Thanks,

Bear Lover

Dear Bear,

I can’t find anything either, not even at the Newark Bears online store. (Hee.) Readers, any insights?

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