The Vine: November 20, 2009

November 20th, 2009

Sars,

I have just discovered your site and am nearly jumping up and down that there is a place for me to ask about books I read as a child that I can't remember the &(&@^# name of.

Here's the big one: There was a brother and sister who find a black cat on a Friday the 13th, and every 13th of the month afterwards, something magical happens. One 13th, the brother is turned into a centaur, one 13th they are taken to the "13th floor" of their apartment building (which is one of those buildings that doesn't have a 13th floor), etc.

Any ideas?

*****

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The Vine: November 18, 2009

November 18th, 2009

What's the proper construction for the possessive form of a noun phrase such as "commander-in-chief"? I know the plural is "commanders-in-chief," but is the plural possessive then "commanders'-in-chief"? "Or commanders-in-chief's"? That doesn't look right…

This question comes from a friend, and I've already recommended he just stay away from the apostrophe-S construction and go with a prepositional phrase instead ("belonging to the commanders-in-chief" or something to that effect). But now the plural possessive construction question is annoying me.

Thanks much!

LJB

Dear LJB,

"Commanders in chief's" looks wrong to me too, but the documentation I could find online says that's the correct construction.

It's less inelegant than the alternatives, I guess.

Sarah,

I have a roommate problem I'm hoping you can help me resolve. Two months ago, I moved into a house where a married couple and a young man were already living. We all get along really well; they give me space, we chat when we run into each other.

The problem: the man-half of the couple (let's call him P) doesn't seem to grasp the concept of lifting the seat. I share a bathroom with the couple, and the other guy (D) lives in the attic apartment and has his own bathroom. Soon after moving in, the wife of the couple warned me that D sometimes uses our bathroom, and "makes a mess," so if I see him coming out could I please remind him to use his own bathroom instead. As a result of this conversation, for weeks when I had to wipe the seat down before I used it I was mentally blaming D, though I only saw him come out of our bathroom once.

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The Vine: November 13, 2009

November 13th, 2009

rocketmanHi Sars,

I am hoping your savvy and knowledgeable Vine readers can help me find out about this little guy (picture at right).  I took this pic, and another one on the mall in Washington DC, in front of the Capitol building.  I took another one at the roundabout in front of the Philadelphia Museum of Art, and a friend sent me a pic from NYC at East Houston and Bleecker.  I am trying to figure out what he is all about, but I don't even know what to put into Google Images to begin to get info.

Want info on my Mystery Man

Dear Mystery,

I've never seen that guy.  I don't think it's actually related to the Toynbee tiles, but it's probably a similar style of graffiti or culture jamming.  You may want to Google a string of all the locations, and terms like "rocket" or "mystery man," and see if anyone on Flickr has posted a photo along with information.

Readers?

Methland: The Death and Life of an American Small Town

November 12th, 2009

oneal-methheadsReporters and writers of non-fiction run into trouble when, as their story begins to take shape, they decide that that story speaks a larger truth about Us As [Adjective] Americans. Us As 21st-Century Americans, Us As Small-Town Americans, Us As Americans Knocked Back By Economic Hardship — take your pick, but whichever Americans the author now feels qualified to generalize about, it's still generalizing, and it's still an irritant.

Whether it indicates a compulsion on the part of non-fiction editors to insist on an overarching principle or sociological conclusion, or whether former city-desk editors who spend a couple of months "in the interior" genuinely believe that yet another minutely observed comparison between a small town's two contrasting coffee shops — complete with overwritten conflation of foamed milk with loss of the moral compass — is as thick with significance as the black coffee consumed without foof in the morally superior (but still condescended to) diner, it's hard to say. Regardless of the rationale, nothing can becalm my interest in a non-fiction narrative quite like a sweeping statement on small-town life.

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The Vine: November 11, 2009

November 11th, 2009

Dear Sars:

So I have my first "real job" and suffice it to say, it's not going well. I'm 26 and have had a wealth of jobs, from retail to reception. But this is my first job where I have an actual position and don't spend my time answering phones and ordering supplies for others and I think it could be a springboard to something better.

The thing is, it's a hard job, it's a small company with only about 10 people and new hires are thrown right in, no introduction, no training, and when I say no training I mean no training. Every day is busy, there isn't one moment where there is no work to do.

I feel like I mess everything up. I can't do a single thing without there being some stupid mistake that I should have caught. Forgetting to include a date on a letter, a typo, forgetting to include an important fact, and sometimes big mistakes. I feel like I can't do one thing without someone I work with pointing out a mistake I made.

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Contest: Fall Into The Gap

November 11th, 2009

Daphra at Donors Choose sent out an email yesterday that contained the following festive coupon:

We would also like to pass along a cool offer to you and your supporters: a 30% off discount at any of The Gap stores. From Thursday, Nov. 12 through Sunday, Nov. 15, you can receive 30 percent off any in-store purchase made at the Gap, Banana Republic, and Old Navy — with five percent of your net purchases going to benefit DonorsChoose.org. The Gap's Give & Get campaign has raised over $130,000 for students and teachers to date! To take advantage of the opportunity, print this coupon and present it at the point of check-out. Help us go viral!  Copy the URL and post it on your Facebook page, blog, twitter, or even e-mail it to your family and friends!

Just in case you need new threads or want to get that holiday shopping started early.

Edited to add: apparently there's an online code as well: PPXGXFDPDPW1.  Spend, my pretties.  (Thanks, Keira!)

Adventures In Random DVR-Pausing: Taking! It! Personally!

November 10th, 2009

dvrpauselivbenson

In Hargitay's defense, I think the guy taking her hostage had just gotten shot by Vincent Spano; I'd make that face too.  On the other hand, she could have just read yet another script in which a member of the Stabler family is kidnapped, arrested, or pinned in a wrecked car while delivering a baby.  Because: seriously.

Contest: Behold The Prizing Phase

November 9th, 2009

Hello there, friends.  The Great Amandsby and I have spent the last few days getting organized for the main prizing phase of our proceedings, and it looks like we're just about ready to go here.  Winner notifications will go out shortly.

Please either white-list the TN domain, or check your spam folders in the next 24 hours, to make sure you haven't missed a notification.

Good luck!

The Vine: November 6, 2009

November 6th, 2009

I was hoping your readers could help me find two books that have been on the tip of my mind for years.

The first is a children's book about an anxious lop named Chuck. The tagline of the book is from his fellow lops, who, when he got upset, would say, "Take it easy, Chuck, let your ears hang down," which has become family slang, but the book itself has disappeared. I have no idea what it is called, but would like to get my dad a copy for his birthday.

The other is truly silly. It's a sci-fi book that was part of a series, although I only read the first one. A teenage girl accidentally time-travels. She's friends with a professor, and it's through his experiments, I believe, that she is sent back, and there's almost certainly a love interest.

I remember there being a line like: "I'm just a normal teenager who loves Bon Jovi!" I'm sure it's an atrocious read, but it ended on some kind of cliffhanger, and I would love to go back and satisfy my curiosity.

Chuck

Obsolete: An Encyclopedia of Once-Common Things Passing Us By

November 6th, 2009

whiteoutI watch enough "vintage" movies and television that I find myself thinking about bygone customs and technology a lot — like how writers will contrive to have characters overhear phone messages not meant for them, now that nobody has an answering machine anymore.  I thought about it while writing up Grounded, about soda fountains, about the Woolworth's every town used to have.

Reading Obsolete gave me a few twinges for things I took for granted as a ten-year-old that a ten-year-old today would have to have explained to her: plaster casts; pop quizzes printed on a mimeo or ditto (the purple ink smelled so official!); cursive writing; lickable stamps, not just postage but Green Stamps too.  We evolved past these things for good reason, mostly, but it's a little sad that, in a generation, we'll have forgotten them.  So it's nice that we'll have the book, as the culture gets farther and farther from any firsthand experience with boom boxes and non-microwaved popcorn.  The use of the word "encyclopedia" is facetious now, but will have the ring of truth in 25 years' time.

The concept is fab, but the execution is problematic at times; author Anna Jane Grossman tries too hard with the jokey, faux-anthropological tone.  The "Girdles" entry is a good example:

Elasticized undergarments that made the wearer look sexy, eliminating the need to diet, exercise, or marry a surgeon.  Those who relied heavily on girdles during the day also relied on very dark rooms at night.

It's the kind of "humor" that's shoehorned in during a second edit, and the material doesn't need it.  Grossman has a lighter touch elsewhere, and when she's playing it straight with the occasional dry aside or quotation from an expert (the "Focus Groups" entry does that very well), the prose is perfectly engaging — but it's as though she couldn't decide whether she wanted to examine these obsoletoids in depth, or coast on the gimmick.  As gimmicks go, the table of contents is a damn good one, but the book is far better when it explains in depth what a given object was, or did, and why it fell from grace ("High-Diving Boards"), instead of passing the buck with a weak punchline ("Singles Bars").

It's a great idea for a book, it's timely, and it will remain timely; Grossman could do an annotated edition every couple of years and not run out of material.  I hope she does come out with an updated version or a sequel, and I hope she reins in the clunky jokes, which don't add much, and adds more supplementary research, which does.

I'll give it this without reservation: it's a great gift book.  Secret Santas, take note.