The Vine: October 1, 2014
October 1, 2014 · 5 Comments

Okay, this may be too highly specific for The Vine, but Googling is totally failing me here.

Baseball

"I wrote 63 songs this year. They're all about Jeter." Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.

Culture and Criticism

From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls' Bike Club.

Donors Choose and Contests

Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.

Stories, True and Otherwise

Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don't forget the hens.

The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

Stories, True and Otherwise

This just in (or, rather, out): Miss Stupidhead
September 16, 2014 · 34 Comments

 dodojane

Jane Misha Bunting, born 16 September 2014, 10:10 AM, seven pounds, one ounce; and her favorite aunt. Read the full story »

Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: Clueless
September 16, 2014 · 30 Comments
Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>Clueless</em>

YOU try driving in platforms.

No No: A Dockumentary
September 13, 2014 · One Comment
<em>No No: A Dockumentary</em>

Despite some frustrating punctuation in the title, No No makes contact.

Now That Time Has Run Out
September 11, 2014 · 63 Comments
Now That Time Has Run Out

Time is the main topic on a funeral day: the quality of it spent, its scarcity, the odd way it behaves.

The Vine: September 10, 2014
September 10, 2014 · 7 Comments
The Vine: September 10, 2014

Hey, Nation. Sarah here; let's find a kids' book.

Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: A Few Good Men
September 9, 2014 · 26 Comments
Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>A Few Good Men</em>

And it turns out that not one, but two readers can handle the truth!

The Redemption Of Ethan Hawke
September 8, 2014 · 5 Comments
The Redemption Of Ethan Hawke

And other fun stuff from Peter Biskind's Down And Dirty Pictures.

The Vine: September 5, 2014
September 5, 2014 · 5 Comments
The Vine: September 5, 2014

I am trying to remember a book I read sometime since the turn of the 21st century.

The Vine: September 3, 2014
September 3, 2014 · 11 Comments
The Vine: September 3, 2014

I'm looking for advice on how to start a blog.

Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: Back To The Future
September 2, 2014 · 12 Comments
Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>Back To The Future</em>

I'd never thought of our next nominee as a poppy-fields movie, but damned if nominatrix NJ doesn't make a case.

The Vine: August 29, 2014
August 29, 2014 · 6 Comments
The Vine: August 29, 2014

I read a description of a book once where a guy kidnapped a teenager.