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Hi Sars,
I have a song question for you and the readers. I'm in Baltimore and spend most of my radio time listening to WTMD, which is a local university's radio station. They play a lot of unsigned/not-yet-famous Baltimore musicians, as well as a lot of other emerging artists, and well-established artists, but no Top 40 music.
I heard a lovely song on my way to work last fall(?), which I haven't heard replayed. It was a bluesy song with a female vocalist who had a really enchanting smoky voice, and the line I tried to remember to look the song up was "she don't love you, she don't even love herself," which I think was part of the chorus. I don't remember any other specific lines.
Above: The artist formerly known as "the foster cat" supervises yet another productive day at TN HQ.
October draws nigh, so it's time for an update on the annual Tomato Nation/Donors Choose fund drive, as well …
Dear Sars,
I am writing because I find myself increasingly…angry. I live in London and have done so for almost ten years. Because of my family situation, I won't be leaving the city any time soon.
I …
I should have dumped RHoNJ when Dina Manzo did. Dina's stated reasons had the whiff of bullshit — "I thought it would be a cute, funny look at our family," or whatever she said at …
I stood in front of the DVD player for a good ninety seconds, staring at Strange Frequency's Netflix sleeve and wondering why in the name of beer and skittles I had put an Erik Palladino …
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Hi Sars,
I used to have this cassette tape that I listened to a bunch, probably in the early '90s. It was a story read by a man (I think), that was probably an audio adaptation …
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All righty: A.C. tomato is still on for Friday, August 20. Current base of operations is the Trump Taj Mahal.
Complications include
a furniture delivery that day between 10 AM and 2 PM …
Dear Sars,
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Oh Wise Nation,
After spending two days of my honeymoon with hives, and another day half asleep from Benadryl, I need help.
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