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"I wrote 63 songs this year. They're all about Jeter." Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.

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From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls' Bike Club.

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Stories, True and Otherwise

Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don't forget the hens.

The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: Forrest Gump
January 26, 2017 · 6 Comments
The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>Forrest Gump</em>

The Couch Of Fame is like a box of chocolates…OR IS IT?!?!

Dear Revolutionary Sweethearts
January 26, 2017 · 20 Comments
Dear Revolutionary Sweethearts

I've (re-)discovered a few things over the course of the recent Days Of Rage. Some of them are great!

United States
January 20, 2017 · 15 Comments
United States

Have you ever gone to Springfield, IL?

The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: The Long Kiss Goodnight
September 23, 2016 · 7 Comments
The Poppy-Fields Movie Couch Of Fame: <em>The Long Kiss Goodnight</em>

But is it long enough, with commercials?

Person, Place, Or Thing
September 10, 2016 · 35 Comments
Person, Place, Or Thing

We bought at the bottom of the market but still paid too much for our house, a creaking lemon held together by wood paneling and ancient nests of wiring.

Order Of The Shallows: US Open 2016
September 5, 2016 · 5 Comments
Order Of The Shallows: US Open 2016

Hellew! Buntsy here. Welcome back to the tennis hotness rankings — now known to those with the secret handshake (oh yeah: that's you) as the Order Of The Shallows! And we've got a new pledge!

Order Of The Shallows: French Open 2016
May 30, 2016 · 3 Comments
Order Of The Shallows: French Open 2016

Welcome back to the tennis hotness rankings — now known to those with the secret handshake (yeah: that's you) as Order Of The Shallows!

MASTAS Episode 10: John Parr, "St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion")
May 13, 2016 · 7 Comments
MASTAS Episode 10: John Parr, "St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion")

Joe Reid returns to request "St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)", which gets us ALL up in the business of '80s movie songs and their inspirational key changes.