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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

The Vine: April 3, 2001
April 3, 2001 · No Comment

I'd just like to add my two cents, because I think I know what she's talking about (well, maybe not, but I'd like to say it anyway).
Getting serious with somebody narrows down the possibilities, and …

The Vine: April 2, 2001
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Dear Sarah,
So I'm involved in a situation that confuses the heck out of me and I thought it'd be infinitely helpful to get the insight of someone not currently experiencing the throes of adolescence. I'm …

The Vine: March 30, 2001
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I'm afraid this is another one of those odd relationship letters. My boyfriend and I have been going out nine months, living together for five of them. (Yeah, I know, moving a little fast — …

The Vine: March 29, 2001
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Hi,
Okay, here's the deal. I'm 20, never had a serious relationship. But have always been "boy-crazy" (a.k.a. see a guy I like, develop crush on said guy, engage in stalkerish/obsessive tendencies).
In April, I started a …

The Vine: March 28, 2001
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Dear Sarah,
I really admire your writing and generally agree with your advice, but I think you were, well off the mark, with the advice to the Not-So-Newlywed Bride. You did say — accurately in my …

The Vine: March 22, 2001
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I've been with my girlfriend for more than two years. I'm happy, but lately I have been acting retarded. She is super cute and charming and she took this class, and met this guy. He …

The Vine: March 21, 2001
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Dear Emily…uh, I mean Sarah,
I'm in dire need of some wedding-gift etiquette.
My husband and I got hitched in the summer of 1999, and our best man gave us the gift of a voucher for several …

The Vine: March 20, 2001
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Dear Sarah,
I love your site, and your advice seems on target to me, so maybe you could help me out.
Here's the situation: I'm in college, and I'm sharing a house with four other people. I'm …

I Don't Look Fat
March 20, 2001 · No Comment

An entire cottage industry of humor — or, more accurately, "humor" — has sprung up around the following apocryphal sequence of events: woman emerges from dressing room, bathroom, or other outfitting alcove; woman strikes pose …

All That Glitters
March 20, 2001 · No Comment

Oh, Jack. Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. How could you do this to me? For weeks — weeks — leading up to the Oscars, I despaired. I agonized. I lay, sleepless, staring at the ceiling, …